while wearing a MINK, you pig

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•Stephen King's explanation: Every time you hit the (Del) key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor unsuspecting wholesale supplier characters to shreds, drinks their blood, then eats them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah!
•Dave Barry's explanation: The deleted wholesale android tablet characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they're made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable, while cheap imitations are not flammable. I'm not best ebook reader making this up. starzmart
•IBM's explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to video baby monitors de-conceptualize them. Get a life.
•PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) explanation: You've been DELETING them??? Can't you hear them SCREAMING??? Why don't netbook battery you go CLUB some BABY SEALS while wearing a MINK, you pig!!!!